here is the link
http://www.karmasm.com

-a homosexual vegansexual

If someone wants to be vegansexual, it’s their choice. I’m married to someone not vegan. Whatever.

We know who you are and where you work. Keep it up and you might find me posting something you would rather not OBSERVE.

Yes, but not all of us are tasty.

Yes, we should all practice acceptance (which is very different from tolerance mind you).

Cheers

Why the need to change your name so often? It kind of makes it hard to know how to respond to your comments.

Posted by: junglegirl | August 06, 2007 at 02:54 PM”

i know i loved it when i tapped that!

hey, junglewench – you like getting rimmed?

A simple definition for food is any substance that can be metabolized by an organism to give energy and build tissue.

Calories are what gives us energy. And calories can only be absorbed through the gastrointestinal system (putting food in your mouth) and cannot be absorbed through the mucosa of the vagina. I suppose if there were a tear in the vagina and some nutrients from the semen ended up in the blood stream and were metabolized by the liver, then semen could be considered food.

You brought up some good points though. What is food? Is diet soda a food even though it has no calories and fails to nourish the body in any way?

And then there is IV feeding–proteins, fats, and sugars enter the blood stream and are metabolized in the liver. So are these supplements food then? I really don’t know.

Water seems to qualify as a
part or building block of tissue but is not considered food by most people. So who’s right, you or all the others who would say you were nuts to call water food?

And what about all those atomic and subatomic particles that whiz through us – some of and end up being incorporated into tissue and bone? Aren’t they food by that definition?

I think that when you really drill down into the fundamental physical nature of the relationship between the body and everything else things get really fuzzy, and that some of the labels that we apply to things begin to make very little sense.

Reality becomes something like the way that some physicists describe it: a continuum of matter and energy with nodes of more and less temporarily organized “bundles” of matter and energy moving along it.

I’m not sure that thinking about any of this has any real value, but it’s fun to think through it sometimes.

“My comment was half tongue in cheek and half aimed at provoking a response like yours and not the pornographic and self-pleasuring smut that seems to have followed it. (I realize I may be overstating the effect of my comment here and that the Onanic rhetoric may have sprung solely from the content of the original post.)”

Hey, Big Bob: Your comment was more like half of your tongue between your own butt cheek.

Lighten up, you overweight prude, and shove your quasi high-cylinder vocabulary up your ass with the other half of your tongue.

Artnlit: I always enjoy your posts over at the Travel Channel site, but this time you outdid yourself, very funny!

(I wish I could remember which chef he was talking about here)….

Bourdainism: He cooks like he’s never been properly laid…..

(tmj54)

I totally get why vegans don’t want to consume animal product’s and I believe that their take on cause and effect is rational: the use of animal products causes animal suffering and death (that it also causes animal procreation is oddly besides the point but whatever). But I digress.

What I was hoping to do was to open a dialog about what is and what is not eating. Or phrased more closely to your comment, is there really any difference between “absorption” of an animal product through the mucosa and ingestion via the mouth?
Is a blood transfusion fundamentally different from drinking human blood?

Is drinking fundamentally different from eating, injection, inhalation, fornication, absorption, implantation etc?

To you point about it’s only eating if it ends up in the stomach: it never ends in the stomach. The food we eat ends up in the same places as almost everything else we ingest. For example water from food moves osmotically from the lining of the intestine into the blood in exactly the same way that water from semen moves from the mucosa into the blood. What’s the difference? I’m sure I do not know.

o·nan·ism
–noun
1. withdrawal of the penis in sexual intercourse so that ejaculation takes place outside the vagina; coitus interruptus.
2. masturbation.