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April 01, 2008
It was bound to happen, what with the mess the woman was making with those amazing recipes....
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April 01, 2008
It was bound to happen, what with the mess the woman was making with those amazing recipes....

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Yay a good April Fool's joke.
Posted by: latenac | April 01, 2008 at 03:35 PM
Hah. But, other than some presentation nuances, the chicken stack ups are straight out of the cookbook. I have it right here. I am sure it still tastes like money... and yum-o.
Posted by: doodad | April 01, 2008 at 03:42 PM
One of the better April Fool's jokes I've seen today. :-)
Posted by: Mark | April 01, 2008 at 03:58 PM
My peeps are left over from the Easter before last. Are they still good to use? (I kept them frozen).
GREAT JOKE!!!!!!
Posted by: CafeLady | April 01, 2008 at 04:10 PM
I thought I stumbled onto Chemi-Homemade.
Posted by: Tags | April 01, 2008 at 06:24 PM
By the way, are those Humane Society of the US ads on your site an April Fools joke, too?
Posted by: Tags | April 01, 2008 at 06:27 PM
Yeah this got my mildly pissed off until I remembered what day it was.
Nice one Ruhlman. Nice.
Posted by: Matt Schantz | April 01, 2008 at 06:57 PM
She had me until "non-sewingosity." Until that moment, I was all, "WTF?"
Posted by: Greg Turner | April 01, 2008 at 08:03 PM
oh, my side....can't-catch-my-breath-from laughing so hard....whooo...that's some funny stuff.
Posted by: The Cheesemongers Wife | April 01, 2008 at 10:04 PM
oh, my side....can't-catch-my-breath-from laughing so hard....whooo...that's some funny stuff.
Posted by: The Cheesemongers Wife | April 01, 2008 at 10:04 PM
Cards well played Sir, Indeed!
Posted by: bob | April 01, 2008 at 11:20 PM
CafeLady said:
"My peeps are left over from the Easter before last. Are they still good to use? (I kept them frozen)."
They'll do just fine. Just pop 'em in the microwave.
Posted by: Ms.Anthrope | April 01, 2008 at 11:38 PM
Looking forward to when they add it to the menu at Friday's.
Thanks.
Posted by: El Knifo | April 02, 2008 at 12:05 AM
It beats Jam in my shoe! (curses on creative 8 year olds!)
Posted by: carri | April 02, 2008 at 12:16 AM
Hey there veal stock boy,
Way off the Fool's Day or even the butterscotch topic, but I wanted to see if I could wrestle a reply from you by being in a current discussion about one of your favorite topics.
Ok, been making the VS for some years and yes, it is the mother of all sauces. But never made a remouillage until your urging. Love its lighter texture and flavor.
But here's the question: tonight I sautéed a veal chop and added the VS to the pan with a handful of shallots, etc and reduced to a nice shiny glaze. Pure heaven, no complaints. But when I came back after dinner, my cast-iron looked as though it had been lacquered with marine varnish -- Rock hard shiny polymer glaze impossible to get off even with a knife. Soaking did the trick but my point is this:
If all these young veal collagens that go into the stock act to make a glaze as hard as granite, what do they do to our internal cardio vascular system? I mean this stuff was HARD!
Please answer Obi-Wan. You're my only hope. I don’t want to give up my beloved reductions.
Posted by: Joel McNeely | April 02, 2008 at 01:15 AM
The only fresh ingredient is a chopped bell pepper.... and ...margarine? Yum. No, seriously.
I thought maybe you'd been hacked until I recalled breakfast with the kids and my first April Fools joke of the day, "We don't want pain perdue, we want oatmeal! No, seriously."
Posted by: Lee Ashwood | April 02, 2008 at 03:11 AM
The only fresh ingredient is a chopped bell pepper.... and ...margarine? Yum. No, seriously.
I thought maybe you'd been hacked until I recalled breakfast with the kids and my first April Fools joke of the day, "We don't want pain perdue, we want oatmeal! No, seriously."
Posted by: Lee Ashwood | April 02, 2008 at 03:12 AM
Funny, funny, funny!
The pictures of the chicken stacks and fruit salad remind me of the pictures in the book "The Amazing Mackerel Pudding Plan" by Wendy McClure...I am sorry those little bunnies had to see such evilness!
You got me good, Ruhlman (and Carol)
Posted by: mirinblue | April 02, 2008 at 02:55 PM
Even funnier that FLH's "final blog" is Ruhlman's collusion in reporting it. Oh, God - "non-sewingosity"? REO Speedwagon as a soundtrack-to-cooking choice? I'm crying! Hope Keller comps you a meal, even if your Amish relations never speak to you again, hahahaha! Happy post-April Fool's, everyone. BTW, a story from The Independent that Gordon Ramsay is going to fine anyone in his kitchen 5 pounds each time they swear:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-...lia-803097.html
And if you believe THAT one - (!)
Posted by: Claudia | April 02, 2008 at 03:31 PM
THAT is hilarious!!!!! Thanks for linking to her -- she's always cracked me up. Nice team-up you guys. :) I wonder if anyone called or emailed TFL in outrage because they didn't get the joke. But with the Golden Girls start-out, how could you not get it? ;)
Posted by: Carla | April 02, 2008 at 03:54 PM
That is too funny, thanks for the link. I usually check out her blog on Thursdays or Fridays, I would have missed it! I was so busy yesterday I missed out on all but one website goof for April Fools.
Posted by: ErikaK | April 02, 2008 at 06:36 PM
So deliciously evil and funny. The bunnies reminded me of the bunny in The Shining. I think it was the vienna sausages that put me over the edge. Or maybe the peeps. I hope the person who popped the frozen peeps in the micro isn't suffering third degree burns...
but I can't fight this feeling anymore...I've forgotten what I started fighting fo o o or...it's time to pull this ship into the shore....
oh yes. I could go on.
Thank you for the laughs!
Jacqueline
The Leather District Gourmet
Posted by: jacqueline | April 03, 2008 at 03:11 PM
It was like watching one of those brilliant Twilight Zone episodes ... it started out a half-note unusual, but not too unusual. So one goes with it at first ... Then it progressed stranger and stranger ... cans of tuna, pankcakes ... finally it went down the road of pure madness ... peeps! bunnies playing musical instruments!
Damn if that wasn'tthe best of Fool's Day jokes! Well done!
Posted by: HarryK | April 03, 2008 at 08:12 PM
The "Elements of cooking is a fine reference book" Australian food ..other than the shrimp in the barby thing is relatively an unknown quantity. Certainly we don't eat no stinking Kangaroo's or cuddly Kowala's.. oh please!!!!!!!!!!! what is wrong with America. I can eat cuisines from all over the world down here is sofl....and not even repeat in a couple of months. Michael if you are off on an other offal tack.... God help you and Bourdain man. In the land of plenty you are sinners. But in your case the " Elements of Cooking" sands you in good stead. Bourdain's soul is another matter. Honestly, Percolators, compound butters, BRINING.... man I can not wait until you get back on track... My cooking and my life has been elevated by folks like you and Pepin and Julia...salt of the earth....stuff.
Recently I made kick ass Alton Brown meatloaf. But had to go and ask my mom how she makes her's. Mine ended up a bit too grainy and hambury like texture. But very delicious... Cheers.
Posted by: luis | April 03, 2008 at 09:57 PM
Best. April Fool's Day blog post. Ever.
Posted by: Anne | April 04, 2008 at 09:57 PM
I'd forgotten what a classic post the Chicken Stacks recipe was. I know so many people who still cook that way, and any time I offer a healthier (better) way of doing things, I come off as a pompous know-it-all. So I stopped offering my advice. Let them shop the inside aisles if they want - it's their health, not mine.
Posted by: Phil | April 07, 2008 at 12:36 PM